Freakish Days
23 May 2007It’s days like this that make me want to crawl back into bed.
RANT MODE: ENGAGED
I have had people annoying the shit out of me all day with their useless little problems. They seek my council, but do not actually want to listen. I have so little patience for that to begin with…go ahead make it worse. Because if there is one thing that is sure to put me into third gear on the road of kicking your ass…its asking me a question with no intention of listening. When you do that, there is only one cure: Fire, and lots of it, as my friend Damien would say.
Next up on the happy go fuck you list…
The neighbors downstairs are heading for a serious fucking conflagration with yours-truly, as well as my brother. Want to party? Fine. Want to have some friends over? Great. We have no problem with that. We have a problem with:
* Empty condom wrappers in the hallways.
* Half eaten slices of pizza in the hallways.
* Your guests thinking its perfectly natural to loiter in the hallway in front of our door, which is not even the same floor you live on.
* Your guests thinking it is perfectly okay and cool to smoke pot and/or use other controlled substances outside said door mentioned above.
* Allowing your friends, who don’t pay rent to park wherever the fuck they want, without care or concern as to the other rent-paying residents.
* Fighting and loitering around the front and back entrances of the building.
* I have been known to play loud music. However, I try to keep it down after 10 PM. It’s called common courtesy, jackass. Playing your stereo with obnoxious amounts of bass at 11:30 PM? Well, that makes me want to go to Rent A Center with the intent to rent 4 PA speakers, put them face down to the floor, turn on “My Heart will go on”, set to repeat, and leave the house for 4 hours. Get the hint: turn your shit down after 10 PM, or I will have to get creative with a solution to help you see the light.
* Generally being loud assholes.
My brother and I have no patience for these people and have invoked our Incantation of Landlord Summoning on these fucktards.
It’s been one of those days. And I wont even get into some of the calls I have gotten from people today. Or the fact that it took me 2 hours to fix the dumbest problem in the world. I am now going to go and detox from my day.
