Ted Nugent’s in a stranglehold baby…
28 August 2007So, Ted Nugent…Mr. “I’m a republican and I like to hunt, so I am more American than you are” Nugent seems to have gotten his ass in a big old sling.
I am sure you have all heard by now, about his little concert tirade. You know, the one where he walked around stage, carrying a Machine Gun, called Barrack Obama a “piece of shit” and Hillary Clinton a “Worthless whore”. This would be same Ted Nugent who gave Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks shit when she expressed her 1st Amendment right to disagree. Who helped whip America into the fascist frenzy that caused Maines to capitulate and apologize for her comments…which were anti-war.
Well, it seems…Ted Nugent is a stinking no good cowardly asshole. As Richard Roeper and numerous others have pointed out:
Except when it was time to register for the draft during the Vietnam era. By his own admission, Nugent stopped all forms of personal hygiene for a month and showed up for his draft board physical in pants caked with his own urine and feces, winning a deferment. Creative!
Which of course, brings to mind the closing of the very apology Maines gave:
And most important of all, I realize that it’s wrong for a celebrity to voice a political opinion, unless they’re Charlie Daniels, Clint Black, Merle Haggard, Barbara Mandrell, Loretta Lynn, Ricky Skaggs, Travis Tritt, Hank Williams Jr, Amy Grant, Larry Gatlin, Crystal Gayle, Reba McEntire, Lee Greenwood, Lorrie Morgan, Anita Bryant, Mike Oldfield, Ted Nugent, Wayne Newton, Dick Clark, Jay Leno, Drew Carey, Dixie Carter, Victoria Jackson, Charlton Heston, Fred Thompson, Ben Stein, Bruce Willis, Kevin Costner, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Bo Derek, Rick Schroeder, George Will, Pat Buchanan, Bill O’Reilly, Joe Rogan, Delta Burke, Robert Conrad or Jesse Ventura.
Ted Nugent is a coward, as are the rest of the narrow minded, idiotic, theocracy pushing, fascist pigs he supports. And that’s why Natalie Maines is more of an American than Ted “I shit my own pants to get out of the draft” Nugent will ever be. It’s always the ones who sacrifice nothing, who find it easiest to fight wars. To send young men and women to die. And believe me Ted, you fool nobody. Those of us with sense, knew long ago that you, like so many others of your ilk…the ones who talk the loudest, and the most, typically have the least to say.
You proved that the moment you walked out of the draft office with a deferment. The only piece of shit worthless bitch I see? It’s you Ted. It is definitely you. Only a worthless bitch would threaten someone with violence over a difference in opinion and politics. (He mentioned he was in Chicago, and mentioned Obama should “suck on one of these” while raising one of his Machine guns)
Only a worthless bitch would use a forum such as a family concert, with children present, to try and advance their small minded agenda with a profanity laced insane tirade which promotes violence against people for having views different than yours.
I hear you’re contemplating a run for Governor of Michigan. I have a better proposal. As you support our troops so much, and you have such a great stockpile of guns and opinions, perhaps you should sign on with Blackwater, or some other private mercenary organization who is doing work in Iraq. I mean, you’re big and bad over here. Perhaps you should put your money where your mouth is. Because, if you feel that strongly, if you back this war with full conviction in your heart, then perhaps you should be the one dying for the cause.
I mean, after all, you certainly do like your first amendment rights. Let’s review:
Racist:
My being there (South Africa) isn’t going to affect any political structure. Besides, apartheid isn’t that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal. The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man…They still put bones in their noses, they still walk around naked, they wipe their butts with their hands. And when I kill an antelope for ‘em, their preference is the gut pile. That’s what they f***ing want to eat, the intestines. These are different people. You give them toothpaste, they f***ing eat it.
Detroit Free Press Magazine, July 15, 1990, as quoted by CampusProgress.org.
Draft dodger:
As patriotic as Uncle Ted claims to be, he pulled a nasty stunt to evade Uncle Sam during the Vietnam War. In a July 15, 1990, Detroit Free Press interview, Nugent crowed about how he managed to dodge the draft. He claims that 30 days before his draft board physical, he disavowed personal hygiene. The last ten days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and with a week to go until the physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether. When the big day came, he had been living in excrement-caked and urine-stained pants. Always the hero, however, Nugent reassured the Free Press, “But if I would have gone over there, I’d have been killed, or I’d have killed all the Hippies in the foxholes. I would have killed everybody.”
Child molester:
Reportedly Nugent admitted/bragged about multiple sexual encounters with minors in his interview with Behind the Music. On the same show, Nugent explained how he persuaded the parents of his seventeen-year-old girlfriend to make him her legal guardian on the theory that this would allow him to bang her with impunity. There was apparently more discussion of that incident in “The 100 Sleaziest Moments in Rock” in Spin sometime in 2000, but I can’t find a link. Courtney Love reportedly told Howard Stern that she gave Nugent oral sex when she was 12 and he was 28. Apparently when Nugent wrote the song “Jail Bait” he knew what he was talking about. Too bad he never experienced the “jail” part.
Death Penalty Candidate:
“I want all child molesters executed, not just murderers like John Couey. I do not care if the child molester is Couey or a priest. Execute all of them. The sooner the better.”
– Waco Tribune, March 18th 2007.
More Racism:
“… Yeah they love me (in Japan)—they’re still assholes. These people they don’t know what life is….Foreigners are assholes; foreigners are scum; I don’t like ‘em; I don’t want ‘em in this country; I don’t want ‘em selling me doughnuts; I don’t want ‘em pumping my gas; I don’t want ‘em downwind of my life—OK?” —Nugent as guest D.J., WRIF-FM, Detroit, November 19, 1992
Perhaps, if you feel that your first amendment rights are more valid than that of others, perhaps you should prove that. Not with idle threats. Not with false bravado. And certainly not from the comfort of a stage surrounded by security. Perhaps you should prove your meddle on the field of war. But you wont do that, will you Ted? Oh no. You can’t do that. Hypocrites and Liars are always the first to dodge the actual fighting. The actual spilling of blood.
If there were any justice in the world, the rest of us would fly you to the middle of Iraq, leave you with your loincloth, a bow, a knife and some arrows. Just to see how long your ignorant ass would last.
My guess? Maybe 45 Minutes. Tops.
Link to the YouTube video of Ted “Look at me, guns compensate for my lack of testicular fortitude” Nugent spouting hate.
Current Mood:
Angry & 
Annoyed
